iFart Lite #1 Fart Sound App app for iPhone and iPad

You’ve discovered the lite version of World Famous iFart™ App. An Apple All-Time TOP 20 App, the latest version has been updated with a Powerful New “Backend” for 2016 and New Fart Store.

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Featured on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Today Show and many others, iFart™ is considered the most infamous app of all time.

Also seen in the Wall Street Journal, USA Today, MSNBC.com, MacDailyNews, MacForums, The New York Times, Barrons, Motley Fool, Gizmodo, Venture Beat, Ars Technica, CNET News, Geek.com, Forbes, The UK Register, Information Week, TechCrunch.com and dozens of publications all over the world!
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iFart™ took the app world by storm in 2008. It blasted to #1 on Christmas Day of that year and clinged to number one for weeks. It continued to linger in the Top Ten for over a year!

We can’t even tell you how much time it spent at #2.

To celebrate the 7th anniversary of that incredible moment in flatulence history, iFart scientists completely rebuilt the backend of the app and we’re excited to release our biggest update ever!

Here are just a few of the useful, signature features of iFart™.

* SECURITY FART *

Phones and pdas are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFarts advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks.

And when thieves try to snatch your phone, theyll be in for a shock when theyre blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but "it wasnt me" isnt going to work with iFart.

Call the authorities and send these phone stealing scumbags off to the gas chamber.

* SNEAK ATTACK *

The sneak attack function can literally save your life. Lets say that youre in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, you could escape.

Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your phone, choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.

* RECORD-A-FART *

There are special moments in life that just have to be captured on your phone to be believed.

The birth of a child, a stunning sunset, bigfoot, and of course, the after effects of a triple burrito lunch.

Using iFart’s “Record-A-Fart” feature you can now make audible memories for a lifetime and play them for friends and family. Plastic wrap optional.

* FART NOW *

The World Today is a very stressful place. Stress causes medical problems, eating disorders, drug addiction, and leads to divorce and broken homes.

If only there was an internationally recognized sound that alleviates stress, brings laughter, lowers blood pressure, clears a room, helps bring peace to the middle east and is enjoyed by both Democrats and Republicans.

Well Folks... there is.. and its FART NOW. Simply scroll to your preferred sound effect and hit Fart Now. The World will be a better place.

* NEW FART STORE *

The PRO version of iFart includes ALL six of these Fart Packs, but LITE version owners can purchase them separately as in-app purchases.

Each Fart Pack contains 10 fresh cuts for your enjoyment.

* Shart Toppers Fart Pack - The Biggest Music Parody Rips of 2015

* Fart Wars Fart Pack - May the Flatulence Be With You

* Movies Fart Pack - In a world without gas… this is a land that prays for a hero.

* Bands Fart Pack - The bands on the runs with these farts.

* Food Fart Pack - You cant have dessert until you play all these farts.

* Celebrities Fart Pack - Sorry Kanye, you didnt make the cuts.